i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
- Is that John Green
- Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
- Sherlock fandom u ok
- Can you spot the vegan
- Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
- Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
- Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
- Did I or did I not press anon
- Are they mad or just too busy to reply
Also Commonly Used:
- is this a fic yet or
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
I mean, I’ve just kind of accepted the fact that no one would ever want me.