i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)


christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 


Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

isabelledaughterofhades:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

image

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J


 


trillow:

hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks


ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG


jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old



My favourite games to play on Tumblr are

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

  • Is that John Green
  • Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
  • Sherlock fandom u ok
  • Can you spot the vegan
  • Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
  • Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

  • Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

  • Did I or did I not press anon
  • Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

  • is this a fic yet or

banananasareamazing:

behavingisoverrated:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

 


lukethighwalker-:

I mean, I’ve just kind of accepted the fact that no one would ever want me.